EDGER by David Beem

GENRE:   Comedy Fiction

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About the Book

It’s been said every story must start somewhere. Ours begins with a professional dork. The kind who fixes computers and lives in his gran’s basement. The kind tapped by destiny (that saucy minx) to become the world’s first superhero!

And not a moment too soon…

A nano-sized artificial intelligence is on the loose! It got itself dart-gunned into a cow butt by a frog man in a porn store! Two stoners are corrupting it on twitter! And that’s just the first three pages!!

Join our dork of destiny as he channels the collective unconscious—his psychic superpower—in a harrowing tale of high drama, romance, betrayal, revenge, jesus chickens, cocaine, weirdos, magicians, ninjas, nfl spies, and disco ball water torture administered to the tune of rapture, by blondie. My god, man, what does it all mean!?

It means uncorking that next bottle of wine isn’t only a good idea—it’s advisable.

Read an Excerpt

I drop the handful of ninja throwing stars back into their pouch on my utility belt and the overhead light glimmers off my hand, hitting the tiny silver nodules encircling the letter Z engraved on my superhero ring.

“Z is for Zarathustra,” says Mikey, noticing me looking at it. “As in Nietzsche’s ‘Superman.’ The goal of the human race is to produce a single cataclysmic individual who renders civilization as we know it obsolete.”

“That doesn’t sound like a good thing.”

“Depends on your point of view. To quote Nietzsche: God is dead. He’s been dead for a long time now. It’s why the world is the way it is. But you’re going to change that. For anyone who can access the Collective Unconscious, the future will be united in purpose, and not for any one person’s God—but for the wellbeing of all. Imagine a world like that.”

I gaze down at the ring on my finger and a not insignificant amount of trepidation hardens in my stomach.

“Sounds like you’re setting up this Zarathustra—me—to replace God,” I say.

“Are you religious?”

“No.”

“Then what do you care? Look. Relax. Enough of this God crap. Don’t take everything so seriously.”

“Ri-ight. Because when I think Edger Bonkovich, I think, now there’s a guy who’s taking life too seriously.”

The door opens to admit Mary dressed in yoga pants and a sports bra and my remaining ability to concentrate goes up in smoke.

About the Author

David Beem enjoys superhero movies, taekwondo, and flossing. He lives in Djibouti with his family and crippling self-doubt. Help actualize David’s inner confidence. Visit his website today, and buy all the stuff.

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A Giveaway

David Beem will be awarding a $50 Amazon or Barnes and Noble GC to a randomly drawn winner via Rafflecopter during the tour.

 a Rafflecopter giveaway

Follow the Tour

This is a four-week tour. You are welcome to visit as many of the stops as you’d like for even more chances to enter the draw and learn more about David and his latest release, Edger.

April 2: Fabulous and Brunette
April 2: Bookaholic
April 3: Stormy Nights Reviewing and Bloggin’
April 3: Long and Short Reviews
April 4: BooksChatter
April 4: Sharing Links and Wisdom
April 5: Laurie’s Thoughts and Reviews
April 5: Unabridged Andra’s
April 6: Read Your Writes Book Reviews
April 6: Two Crazy Ladies Love Romance
April 9: Rogue’s Angels
April 9: Edgar’s Books
April 10: Author C.A.Milson
April 10: Kimmi Love – review
April 11: Hope. Dreams. Life… Love
April 11: Sea’s Nod
April 12: Archaeolibrarian – I Dig Good Books!
April 12: Books Direct
April 13: Musings From An Addicted Reader
April 13: XoXo Book Blog
April 16: The Reading Addict
April 16: Lampshade Reader
April 17: Readeropolis
April 17: T’s Stuff
April 18: Let Me Tell You a Story
April 18: Deal Sharing Aunt
April 19: Mello and June, It’s a Book Thang!
April 19: The Avid Reader
April 20: Andi’s Book Reviews
April 20: Welcome to My World of Dreams
April 23Just Books
April 23Sascha Darlington’s Microcosm Explored
April 24Notes From a Romantic’s Heart
April 24Ramblings of a Coffee Addicted Writer
April 25Independent Authors
April 25Queen of All She Reads
April 26A Chick Who Reads
April 26Rainy Day Reviews
April 27B-Gina Review
April 27It’s Raining Books

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It’s been my pleasure hosting David for this stop on his tour. Please come back again later this week for more authors, books, and giveaways.

Nancy

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9 Responses to EDGER by David Beem

  1. David Beem says:

    Thank you for featuring my book today!

  2. Lisa Brown says:

    I enjoyed getting to know your book; congrats on the tour, I hope it is a fun one for you, and thanks for the chance to win 🙂

  3. Victoria says:

    Thanks for sharing!

  4. Trix says:

    Good luck with the release!

  5. Bernie Wallace says:

    Do you think that there will be a sequel to this book? Thanks for hosting the giveaway. I hope that I win.

  6. Lacey Waters says:

    thanks for the awesome post ^_^

  7. David Beem says:

    Thank you everyone for stopping by today!

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