GENRE: Commercial Romance
Jersey Diner is on sale for 99¢ during the tour
Q1: If you could become any one of your book’s characters, who would it be and why?
Hmm… I would be a cross between Morgan Cruise from the upcoming novella, MORGAN CRUISE TAKES FLIGHT and Craig’s List Nikki from the same novella series. So, Morgan Cruise, a former teen and twenties star decides she needs to change her life so she goes to a plastic surgeon for a little pick me up. Instead he suggests she gets functioning wings. She decides to go for it. I love Morgan’s ballsiness and sarcasm. I think she’s smart, funny, and willing to take risks that others wouldn’t even consider. I love Nikki because she takes a bad situation (she comes from new California money and her parents cut her off and allow her to rent a small cottage in a less than desirable area. They then challenge her to make her own way and if she does then they will “consider” giving her inheritance back and Nikki basically says F-U, I’m not going to play your game, I’m going to make my own rules.
Q2: What was your biggest challenge in writing your current release?
That’s an interesting question. I had to find a balance between the darkness in the book and light through humor. That took several revisions. It was too easy to go heavy on one versus the other and either turn off a reader because it’s so dark that you don’t want to read anymore or go so light that it seems like the narrator is mocking the characters.
Q3: If you were stranded on a desert island with ANY book boyfriend (not just one of your own creation), who would you choose and why?
Ohh… A book boyfriend? OK, this is going to sound weird but my book boyfriend favorite is Sirius Black from Harry Potter: The Prisoner of Azkaban. I love Sirius’s dark intensity. His intensity reminds me of my husband (I guess that explains a lot). I’d love to talk to him and hang out with him and get to know him. He’d be more than physically stimulating, he’d also be intellectually stimulating as well. If he was only physically stimulating then I’d get bored really fast.
Q4: When did you know you were destined to be a writer?
Others knew before me. My stepmother, Violet Smith sent me a white journal with gold leafing and encouraged me to write. My father taught me out how to write AP (Associated Press) and the reverse pyramid, before I hit my teens. I hid in my bedroom and wrote comic books and musings. I could be found at any time with my nose in a book or losing myself in television shows. I escaped into worlds that I created or that someone else created. I guess it was inevitable that I should be a writer. Now, if you talked to me when I was a kid, I would have told you that I was destined to be a rock star even though I was terrified of singing solo in public (still am).
About the Book
Lauren has a dead end job as a waitress at the Oaklyn Diner. She becomes ecstatic when the diner is chosen to be the focal point of an upcoming movie, *Jersey Diner,* starring Jonathan Pearce. When filming ends she moves to California to start a new life with him. Lauren quickly discovers that all that she thought was real and true are in question.
Read an Excerpt
“I navigated the newly mopped floor to the front door.
“I’ll be right there,” I yelled. Who wanted something to eat at ten at night? The closer I got, the clearer I saw the figure. His faded brown corduroy jacket looked like it had been worn a thousand times. Patches of leather covered the elbows and pockets. Their softness hung on the wearer’s skin. The jacket was accompanied by black pants and black leather shoes, the kind of shoes that a formal man wears when he tries to look casual. He knocked one more time when he saw me. Weird. He wore sunglasses.
“I’m almost there.” I wiped my eyes with the backs of my hands. I tried to avoid getting cleaning fluid in them. I wondered if I’d be allowed to stay on set while the movie filmed. Mr. Smarthey didn’t say we had to leave and he didn’t say we could stay. I had started to question if I’d meet Jonathan. As I unlocked the deadbolt I looked up. “I’m sorry, we’re closed.”
“I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself.” He moved his hand into the door’s opening. I followed the length of him, which led me to his eyes hidden behind the dark frames. “I’m Jonathan Pearce.”
For whatever reason, what he said didn’t immediately register. Maybe I watched his mouth too closely or the scent from the cleaning fluid made me too lightheaded or maybe I was tired from the day, but I repeated those words in my head before they finally registered. I’m Jonathan Pearce. I’m Jonathan, Pearce. I’m. Jonathan. Pearce. And then it hit. I couldn’t imagine what I looked like to him. Other than the fact that I was covered in cleanser and stank of garbage and artificial lemons. I wasn’t sure if I should hide, hug him, scream in delight, or run far, far away. I couldn’t seem to find the right place for my hands or my eyes. Suddenly everything felt awkward and out of place.
In the movies his face was illuminated. In person, he glowed. I traced each line of his face and verified that this wasn’t another dream. The thickness of his black lashes, the slope of his nose. One dimple accentuated when he smiled. The angle of his jaw that brought me to the length of his neck. I wanted to reach out and touch him, just like before. This time if I did, this would be real. I’d know the softness of his coat, the strength of him against the fabric. The feel of his skin, smooth and firm. My mouth opened and then closed. I wanted to tell him that he’d found me. All of this in seconds. Only the sounds of passing cars entered through the doorway.
“I hear I’m gonna spend a bit of time here. I wanted to take a moment to meet everyone.” I moved out of Jonathan’s way so he could come in. He offered his hand and held mine like a true gentleman. I felt lightheaded and grabbed his hand tighter so not to fall. Then I realized I had stopped breathing and deeply inhaled. “Hi,” he said.
What was I supposed to say? I simply said “hi,” in a voice I didn’t recognize. One that was squeaky and small.
Mrs. P looked up. “Who is it, Lauren?” She wrote line after line on her pad. “If he needs to make a call then we have a phone. No coffee. No food, but we have a phone and ice water if he wants.” When she turned to see him, she narrowed her eyes, “You look like—”
He winked at me and then headed to her. He moved the same way he did in television shows and movies, like his shoes never touched the floor. He removed his glasses as he approached her. The skin at the tips of his eyes wrinkled when he smiled.”
About the Author
Lisa is a former correspondent for the Philadelphia Theatre Review and Features Editor for the Picolata Review, her short stories have appeared in magazines and journals such as StraightJackets Magazine and HESA Inprint. In 2007 Kastner was featured in the Fresh Lines @ Fresh Nine, a public reading hosted by Gross McCleaf Art Gallery.
She founded Running Wild Writers and is the former president of Pennwriters, Inc. (www.pennwriters.com). She received her MFA in Creative Writing from Fairfield University, her MBA from Pennsylvania State and her BS from Drexel University (She’s definitely full of it). Her novel THE KEEPER OF LOST THINGS was shortlisted in the fiction category of the William Faulkner Words and Wisdom Award and her memoir BREATHE was a semi-finalist in the nonfiction category of the same award.
Lisa presented at a TEDx in Seattle on The Power of Connecting. And presented at the Association of Writers and Writing Programs (AWP) on the “You Sent Us What?” panel.
Born and raised in Camden, New Jersey The Redness migrated to Philadelphia in her twenties and eventually transported to Los Angeles, California with her partner-in-crime and ever-talented husband. They nurture two felonious felines who anxiously encourage and engage in little sparks of anarchy.
Lisa Diane Kastner will be awarding a $50, a $25 and a $10 Amazon or Barnes and Noble GC to a randomly drawn winners (three winners) via Rafflecopter during the tour.
Follow the Tour
This a four-week tour. You are welcome to visit all the stops for more chances to win!
May 1: Christine Young
May 2: Fabulous and Brunette
May 3: Romance Author Hear Me Roar
May 4: Lisa Haselton’s Reviews and Interviews
May 5: Hearts and Scribbles – promo
May 5: BooksChatter
May 8: Sharing Links and Wisdom
May 9: EskieMama and Dragon Lady Reads
May 10: Author B. L. Blair
May 11: Read Your Writes Book Reviews
May 12: Books, Dreams,Life
May 15: Laura’s Interests – review only
May 16: Booklove – review only
May 17: Independent Authors
May 18: Laurie’s Thoughts and Reviews
May 19: The Avid Reader
May 22: It’s All About the Romance
May 23: Straight From the Library
May 24: Long and Short Reviews
May 25: Notes From a Romantic’s Heart
May 26: Harlie’s Books
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It’s been my pleasure hosting this leg of Lisa Diane Kastner’s tour. Please come back again for more authors, books and giveaways!